SCOTUS appears to be leaning AZ's way on immigration

The oral arguments before the Supreme Court on Arizona's immigration law were heard yesterday. The two lawyers arguing the case, Donald Verilli for the DOJ and Paul Clement, representing Arizona, are the same two who faced off over Obamacare a few weeks ago. Verilli, who subscribes to the "if you can't be good at what you do, at least be consistent" school of thought, once again was apparently trounced by Mr. Clement on the National Stage.

SB 1070 has been controversial since it was passed, with opponents objecting to it discriminating against "people of color", which is absolutely 100% the case as long as you use the standard definition of "people of color", namely "people who have broken the law regardless of their actual color and/or race". In case you haven't heard of the law, here's the post I did on it when it was passed bay in May of 2010.

The judges, even those appointed by Democrats and considered to be left leaning, were not terribly friendly to the Feds argument that the States making them do their job was "totally unfair" and "like, not cool at all".

"In Wednesday’s oral arguments, Supreme Court justices showed little sympathy for the federal government’s complaint that state police officers would violate federal immigration jurisdiction if they check the status of someone they pull over. That argument is seen by legal analysts as the weakest in the government’s case against the Arizona statute.

Justice Antonin Scalia all but laughed the federal government’s lawyer out of the courtroom when he suggested that Arizona police officers would somehow deter the federal government from enforcing immigration by calling federal officials to ask about a person they stop. “Arizona isn’t trying to kick out anybody that the federal government hasn’t already said doesn’t belong here,” he said. “The Constitution recognizes that there is such a thing as state borders and a state can police their borders.”

Verilli, in a breathtaking display of wit and insight, stated that "Well, you know, we're kinda busy and stuff...so...we don't really have time to deal with this whole 'invasion of illegals across our sovereign borders' thing."

Solicitor General Donald B. Verrilli Jr. said the federal government has limited resources and should have the right to determine the extent of calls it gets about possible illegal immigrants.

“These decisions have to be made at the national level,” he said.
But even Democratic-appointed justices were uncertain of that.

“I’m terribly confused by your answer,” said Justice Sonia Sotomayor, who went on to say that the federal government can always decline to pick up illegal immigrants when Arizona officials call.

Only eight justices are sitting on this case, Justice Elena Kegan having recused herself (presumably due to her work on this case as solicitor general). That means that the possibility of a tie exists, which would be a de facto victory for the Administration.

Based on the comments by the various Justices during the hearing, however, it does not appear that an even split is forthcoming.

Newt comes down with "Black Knight" syndrome

On Tuesday Rick Santorum dropped out of the Republican primary race. I was planning on making a snide comment here but, out of respect for his daughter's medical condition, I will refrain. (To my own great surprise, it appears I still have a soul. Who knew.)

That makes Romney the unopposed candidate, thanks to Newt's concession after he publicly declared that "It's patently obvious to each and every American that I have not a snowball's chance in hell of even becoming a statistically significant player in this primary, let alone win. I mean, my campaign bounced a $500 check that was needed to get my name on the ballot in Utah! Seriously, who would stay in after that?"

Just kidding! Newt's vowed to fight to the very end. After an interview with the Gingrich campaign it was revealed to Just Another Capitalist that Newt's decision is based solely on the advice from an unidentified consultant. The consultant was described only as an "expert in reliable bridge security", but he did consent to a quick photo op.



Reportedly Don Quixote was Newt's first choice, but he went with the Black Knight to make a grab for the essential quadruple amputee vote.

Newt's campaign cited "technical issues" as the reason the $500 check to Utah bounced. Upon further investigation it was found that the "technical issue" was "having no money", also known as "being flat-ass broke".

When speaking with Mike Huckabee on Huck's radio show he essentially said he was glad to "finally get Romney 1-on-1".

That's right, Newt, you've got him just where you want him.