Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Handy Haversack o' News (now with ninjas!)

Alright, so there aren't actually any ninjas. But there is news.
  • Michael Moore (is it just me, or does he look like an extra from "Dawn of the Dead"?) has this to say about the new Government Motors: "I'm pretty excited to own a car company!" The reasons are clear and compelling. With the government at the wheel, we can ignore all those silly market forces and get to what's really important: Building green vehicles nobody wants. Finally!
  • Confirmed: Media biased towards the left. Here's a nifty video that shows economic coverage of a recovering economy in 2003, vs. the tanking economy of 2009. Bonus points if you can figure out which one gets more negativity!
  • Paranoid, or just safety minded? Bullet proof backpacks and toddler bio-hazard suits, these things are perfect for Father's day, provided your father is a right-wing extremist like me. Seriously though, who wouldn't want a flame thrower on their truck? No one I know.
  • Retired state dept. employee arrested for spying. American Thinker has a very in depth, step by step article you can read here. Basically, the fella and his wifey are head over heels in love with Cuba and the socialist regime there, so they are recruited to spy for the island nation. I wonder...is hanging still allowed for treason?

Hah! Bet you didn't see that coming! That's the thing about ninjas, and why they are WAY more awesome than pirates.

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